Battle #11: Making Fun Of The New Guy
Player: New Guy [No Record]
---ANDREW is making fun of NEW GUY!
"Hey!"
---POLICEMAN is making fun of NEW GUY!
---Everyone is making fun of NEW GUY!
"I want to fight!"
---OAK: You can't do that!
"Go Killing Thingy!"
---Go! KILLING THINGY!
"Wow. It's real."
---OAK is angry!
---OAK wants to fight!
---OAK sent out BLOCK!
---GHOST is angry!
---OAK stole GHOST's block!
"Now how is Andrew going to knock GHOST's block off?
---GHOST doesn't know!
---KILLING THINGY killed OAK!
---Everyone loves NEW GUY!
"Things are weird around here but I'll get to like it."
Battle #12: Spooky!
Player: Daniel [0-1-2] Last Battle: Tie vs. Oak (Battle #11)
"I think it's kind of cool being a ghost."
---NEW GUY allied with GHOST!
"Sweet, I have an ally."
---ANDREW appeared!
"Where'd you come from?"
---ANDREW doesn't know!
"How'd you do that?"
---DEATH appeared!
---DONUT appeared!
---ANDREW says 'like that'!
"Oh."
---ANDREW wants to fight!
"Okay. Where's my block?"
---Go! BLOCK!
---ANDREW sent out ANDREW!
---Enemy ANDREW used KNOCK!
---Enemy ANDREW knocked GHOST's block off!
"Block, return!"
---BLOCK, return!
---Ally NEW GUY sent out KILLING THINGY!
---ANDREW sent out DEATH!
---DEATH is no longer ANDREW's ally!
"Ha ha."
---KILLING THINGY is no longer NEW GUY's or DANIEL's ally!
---DEATH allied with KILLING THINGY!
Battle #13: Death Is Wild!!!
Player: Death [No Record]
"Finally, I am free! Mwahahahaha!"
---KILLING THINGY is freaked out!
"Shut up."
---KILLING THINGY is annoyed!
---KILLING THINGY has a sweatdrop!
"Well, ya don't have to announce it to the entire world."
---NARRATOR is angry!
"Don't tell me, you want to fight."
---NARRATOR stole DEATH's Pokemon!
"But I don't have any Pokemon.
---DEATH caught SELEBI!
"Cool."
---NARRATOR stole SELEBI!
"Darn it."
---NARRATOR disappeared!
"Huh?"
---...
---...
---...
---...
"Cut it out!"
---...
"Um....now what do I do?"
---WEBMASTER appeared!
"Gasp! The all-powerful Webmaster!
---DEATH bowed to WEBMASTER!
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
"You don't have to talk in all caps."
I AM INSULTED!!! I WANT TO FIGHT!
"This explains a lot. Go me."
---Go! DEATH!
---WEBMASTER sent out INTERNET!
---DEATH is lost in the INTERNET!
---KILLING THINGY ran!
"I think I'll be stuck for a loooong time."
Battle #14: Surfin' In The USA
Player: Daniel [0-2-2] Last Battle: Tie vs. Andrew (Battle #12)
---GHOST is surfing!
"Wahoo! Surf's up, dudes!"
---NEWGUY is having fun!
---GHOST is having fun!
---SURFBOARD is angry!
"Why?"
---SURFBOARD doesn't like GHOST standing on him!
"Oh."
---SURFBOARD wants to fight!
"Okay. Go Block!"
---Go! BLOCK!
---SURFBOARD sent out SURFERGIRL!
"Block, use Hurt!"
---BLOCK used HURT!
---BLOCK is hurting enemy SURFERGIRL!
---Enemy SURFERGIRL fainted!
---GHOST won!
"That was too easy. Now what?"
---...
---...
---...
"That's it?"
"But that was so short!"
"Other people's battles are..."
---GHOST was muted!
---GHOST can't talk for the rest of the battle!
---The battle is over!
---Why are you still reading this?
---Stop reading this!
---Stop it!
---Go home! Go away!
---NARRATOR is mad at CROWD!
---NARRATOR wants to fight!
---NARRATOR won!
Battle #15: The Realm Of The Webmaster
Player: Webmaster
---WEBMASTER won!
Battle #16: The Continuation Of The Realm Of The Webmaster
Player: Webmaster
"Well. For some reason, my idiocy made me make two battles."
"Cool."
---WEBMASTER is cool!
---WEBMASTER put on SUNGLASSES!
---SUNGLASSES wants to fight!
"Go some thing."
---Go! SOMETHING!
---SUNGLASSES sent out LENS!
"Well, I want this battle to be short."
"Let's just say I won again."
---WEBMASTER won!
Battle #17: Coming Soon To A Theater Near You...
Player: Movielover [No Record]
"I love a good day at the movies!"
---GODZILLA emerged from the movie!
---KINGKONG emerged from the movie!
---GODZILLA and KINGKONG allied!
"Cool...."
---GODZILLA and KINGKONG want to fight!
"Okay......"
---Go! K!
"I said okay, not go k."
---Whatever!
---GODZILLA sent out GODZILLA!
---KINGKONG sent out KINGKONG!
"Oh boy."
---K used BOY!
---It had no effect!
---Enemy GODZILLA used FIRE BREATH!
---It's super effective!
---KINGKONG used BIG OWIES!
---KINGKONG has BIG OWIES!
---KINGKONG is angry!
---KINGKONG wants to fight!
---K died!
"I-yi-yi."
---MOVIELOVER won!
"How?"
---NARRATOR doesn't know!
"Okay."
---GODZILLA wants to fight!
"Again?"
---Not you! KINGKONG!
"Oh."
---GODZILLA and KINGKONG used ENDLESS BATTLE!
"I'm outta here!"
Battle #18: Kill The Dang Krabbys!
Player: Chef Pierre [No Record]
Setting: Détruisez le Krabbys Stupide Restaurant
"Oui oui!"
---NARRATOR says that CPIERRE is not really FRENCH!
"Cpierre? Who is that?"
---YOUR NAME is too long!
"Oh..."
"And I am so French!"
---KRABBY wants to fight!
"GRRRR! Not another stupid Krabby!"
---Go! GRRRR!
---KRABBY sent out KRABBY!
"What the.....um....oui oui?"
---GRRRR used OUI OUI!
"That was odd."
---It's super French!
"...."
---Enemy KRABBY fainted!
"Zat was eaaaaaaasy!"
---KINGLER is angry!
"K...K...Kingler?"
---KINGLER wants to fight!
"Uh-oh."
---CPIERRE ran!
Battle #19: My Date With The President's Fist
Player: George Bush Jr. [No Record]
Setting: The White House
---ALGORE appeared!
"Not again..."
---ALGORE says it's not fair!
---ALGORE wants a recount!
"...."
---ALGORE wants to fight!
"Oh, I'll give you my fist!"
---Go! FIST!
---ALGORE sent out DUKES!
"Put up your dukes, ha ha, very funny."
---FIST used LAUGH!
---It's super effective!
---DUKES fainted!
---ALGORE died!
"Yahoo! Now I can go play with Monica!"
---BCLINTON appeared!
---BCLINTON is angry!
---BCLINTON wants to fight!
"Oh dang......"
Battle #20: Zeke Dies
Player: Zeke [No Record]
Location: Somewhere in Florida
"I feel lovely today."
---ZEKE was struck by LIGHTNING!
"Ow...."
---ZEKE is almost dead!
---DEATH appeared!
"I thought you got lost in the Internet!"
---DEATH doesn't want to talk about that!
---DEATH wants to fight!
"Really?"
---DEATH doesn't actually wants to fight but has to to see if ZEKE will live!
"That was a mouthful."
---I know!
---DEATH sent out DEATH!
---Go! ZEKE!
"I didn't say that..."
---WHO cares?
---DEATH used ROCKPAPERSCISSORS!
"Like in The Sims?"
---Yes!
"Oh. Cool!"
"Paper!"
---Go! PAPER!
---DEATH sent out ROCK!
---DEATH disappeared!
---ZEKE died!
"Ungh...."
---ZEKE came back to life!
"YAY!"
---ZEKE won!
Tournament # 2
Players:
Andrew [5-1-0] Last Battle: Tie vs. Ghost (Battle #12)
Narrator [3-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Crowd (Battle #14)
Webmaster [2-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Sunglasses (Battle #16)
Chef Pierre [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Krabby (Battle #18)
First Tournament Battle:
"Oh great. How'd the narrator get to battle?
---NARRATOR resents that!
"Can't you talk?"
---Not exactly!
---NARRATOR wants to fight!
---ANDREW wants to fight!
---NARRATOR won!
"Darn."
Second Tournament Battle:
"I am da Webmasta!"
---WEBMASTER is da WEBMASTA!
"Duh..I mean, oui oui!"
"Shut up with the fake French!"
---WEBMASTER wants to fight!
---CPIERRE wants to fight!
---Go! WEBMASTER!
---Go! CPIERRE!
---CPIERRE used FAKE FRENCH!
---It's super effective!
---CPIERRE won!
"Easy peasy."
Final Tournament Battle:
"Oh no...not the narrator!"
---NARRATOR wants to fight!
"Sigh..."
---CPIERRE wants to fight!
---NARRATOR won!
---NARRATOR knows this is too easy!
---NARRATOR loves being a NARRATOR!
"SHUT UP!"
---NARRATOR rules the SAPPHIRE VERSION!
---NARRATOR realized he already does!
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