Battle #1: Sibling Rivalry
Player: Andrew [No Record]
Im bored.
---ANDREW is bored!
Huh? Who said that?
---ANDREW is confused!
---ANDREW hurt himself in confusion!
Hey! Stop that!
---DANIEL is annoying ANDREW!
Go away.
---DANIEL wont listen!
Why I oughta knock your block off!
---DANIEL wants to fight!
---DANIEL sent out BLOCK!
Huh? Whats up with that?
---Go! THAT!
Huh?
---Enemy BLOCK used ANNOY!
---Enemy BLOCK is annoying THAT!
---THAT fainted!
I get it. This is like a Pokemon battle.
Go Charizard!
---Go! CHARIZARD!
---Enemy BLOCK is scared!
---Enemy BLOCK ran away!
Ha ha!
---DANIEL is angry!
---DANIEL sent out SQUIRTLE!
---CHARIZARD used SLASH!
---Enemy SQUIRTLE fainted!
---ANDREW won!
Yes!
Battle #2: The Crazed Lunatic From The Planet Zorg Strikes Again!
Player: Policeman [No Record]
Stop, you crazed lunatic from the planet Zorg!
---LUNATIC wants to fight!
Oh, you want to fight, eh! Ill shoot you with my gun!
---Go! GUN!
---LUNATIC sent out LUNATIC!
---GUN used SHOOT!
---It missed!
Darn.
---Enemy LUNATIC used STRANGE PSYCHIC ABILITIES!
---GUN ran away because of STRANGE PSYCHIC ABILITIES!
Shoot! That was my last gun!
---POLICEMAN lost!
---LUNATIC escaped!
Ill get you next time!
Battle #3: Donut?
Player: Andrew [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Daniel (Battle #1)
I think Im getting the hang of this Pokemon thing.
---ANDREW took a bite out of DONUT!
---DONUT is angry!
---DONUT wants to fight!
Huh? This hasnt happened before.
---DONUT sent out DONUT!
Umgo me?
---Go! ANDREW!
---DONUT used CREAM FILLING!
But my donut doesnt have a cream filling!
Plus, what kind of an attack is that?
---It missed!
---ANDREW used BITE!
---ANDREW used POKEBALL!
---DONUT was caught!
Cool! I caught a donut!
Battle #4: Mad Motorcycle
Player: Robin [No Record]
Ive got to get on the Batcycle!
---ROBIN sat on BATCYCLE!
---BATCYCLE is angry!
---BATCYCLE wants to fight!
A motorcycle? Ha!
---BATCYCLE sent out ENGINE!
You know? Engine sounds like Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer!
---Go! INJUN JOE!
Aaaaahhh!!!!!
---ROBIN is scared!
I am not! Just surprised.
---INJUN JOE used SURPRISE!
---INJUN JOE surprised ENGINE!
---BATMAN stops the battle!
---BATMAN wants ROBIN not to be late for crimes anymore!
But
---BATMAN is angry!
---BATMAN wants to fight!
Oh boy.
Battle #5: Cant Get Any Better
Player: Mewtwo [No Record]
I love being able to talk.
---Ally MEW wishes she could talk!
---MEWTWO can understand ally MEW!
Well, sorry, Mom, but you cant.
---What? MEWTWO is evolving!
I am?
Wow! I am!
---Congratulations! Your MEWTWO evolved into MEWTHREE!
---What? MEWTHREE is evolving!
Again?
---Congratulations! Your MEWTHREE evolved into MEWFOUR!
---MEWFOUR is surprised!
Actually, I am.
---What? MEWFOUR is evolving!
---Congratulations! Your MEWFOUR evolved into MEWFIVE!
---What? MEWFIVE is evolving!
Make it stop!
---Ally MEW says that its just a growth spurt!
---Congratulations! Your MEWFIVE evolved into MEWSIX!
---What? MEWSIX is evolving!
Grrr.
---Congratulations! Your MEWSIX evolved into MEWSEVEN!
---What? MEWSEVEN is evolving!
Whats next? Meweight?
---Congratulations! Your MEWSEVEN evolved into MEWEIGHT!
How did I know? Whats next?
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Hello?
---MEWEIGHTs growth spurt ended!
That was weird.
---Ally MEW told you it was just a growth spurt!
Shut up.
---Ally MEW is angry!
---Ally MEW wants to fight!
How can I fight you if youre my ally?
---MEW is no longer your ally!
That sucks.
---MEW sent out RULEBOOK!
---Go! MEWEIGHT!
---RULEBOOK used WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!
---RULEBOOK is watching MEWEIGHTs language!
What the heck?
---MEWEIGHT used SAY BAD WORDS!
---MEWEIGHT is saying bad words!
---Its super effective!
---RULEBOOK fainted!
---MEWEIGHT won!
Battle #6: Evolution Rules!!!
Player: Evolution Man [No Record]
"Evolution rules! I want to evolve my Pikachu."
---Go! PIKACHU!
"Oh, Pikachu. I've got a Thunder Stone for you."
---PIKACHU is scared!
---EVOLUMAN smacked Pikachu!
---PIKACHU is angry!
---PIKACHU wants to fight!
"Oh brother. A Pikachu trainer? Ha!"
---Go! WIGGLYTUFF!
---PIKACHU sent out PIKACHU!
"Okay, Wigglytuff. Use some attack that doesn't exist!
---WIGGLYTUFF used WIGGLE!
"Like that."
---Enemy PIKACHU used FIND RANDOM POKEMON AND BRING IT TO ME!
---Enemy PIKACHU recieved L100 MISSINGNO!
"What about Wigglytuff's attack?"
---WIGGLYTUFF is wiggly!
---It has no effect!
"Stupid Wigglytuff. Return!
---WIGGLYTUFF used RETURN!
---WIGGLYTUFF stole PIKACHU's MISSINGNO!
"Good job, Wigglytuff!"
---What? WIGGLYTUFF is evolving!
"Yes! Evolution rules over all!"
---Congratulations! Your WIGGLYTUFF evolved into VIGGLYSTUFF!
"That's odd."
---Enemy PIKACHU ran!
"Shoot. Now what am I going to use this Thunder Stone on?"
Battle #7: Meweight vs. Pikachu
Player: Mewtwo [Record: 1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Mew (Battle #5)
---MEWEIGHT ran into PIKACHU!
---PIKACHU is angry!
---PIKACHU wants to fight!
"Okay. Go me!"
---Go! MEWEIGHT!
---PIKACHU sent out PIKACHU!
"You go first."
---Enemy PIKACHU used CREATE EVIL CLONE!
"Huh? Is that legal?"
---Enemy PIKACHU says 'yes'!
---Enemy PIKACHU created an evil clone of MEWEIGHT!
---ECLONEMATE allied with PIKACHU!
"Eclonemate?"
---EVIL CLONE MEWEIGHT!
"Oh."
---Enemy PIKACHU returned!
---PIKACHU sent out ECLONEMATE!
"Huh?"
---MEWEIGHT is confused!
---MEWEIGHT hurt itself in it's confusion!
"Ow! That hurt!"
---MEW allied with MEWEIGHT!
---Ally MEW sent out MEW!
---MEW and MEWEIGHT used PSYCHIC BLAST!
"I think that's a new attack."
"I think I should write that down."
---MEWEIGHT wrote it down!
---MEWEIGHT and ally MEW won!
Battle #8: Go Donut!
Player: Andrew [2-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Donut (Battle #3)
"Who wants to battle me today?"
---DANIEL wants a rematch!
---DANIEL wants to fight!
"Okay. Go..."
---Go! DONUT!
"DONUT?!?!"
---DANIEL sent out HALFADONUT!
"*sigh* Use some attack."
---DONUT used SOME ATTACK!
---It's super effective!
---HALFADONUT fainted!
"That was weird."
---DANIEL is angry!
---DANIEL sent out ANGER!
---What? ANGER is evolving!
"Hey! I thought I was the player!
Player: Daniel [0-0-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Andrew (Battle #1)
"Cool! We switched players!"
---Congratulations! ANGER evolved into DEATH!
"Death, use kill!"
---DEATH used KILL!
---It missed!
"Piece of junk."
---DEATH used KILL!
---Critical hit!
---It's super effective!
"But...it...hit...me..."
---DANIEL died!
Player: Andrew [2-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Donut (Battle #3)
"Ha! Daniel died!"
---DANIEL turned into GHOST!
---ANDREW is scared!
" I am not."
---GHOST wants revenge!
"Now, I am."
---Enemy DEATH allied with ANDREW!
"Ha!"
---ANDREW ran away!
---Ally DEATH ran away!
---DONUT, return!
Battle #9: Why Is Andrew In The Most?
Player: Policeman [0-0-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Lunatic (Battle #2)
"Why does Andrew get to be the player in three episodes already?"
"Why doesn't the Narrator give us more chances?"
---ROBIN says that POLICEMAN is lucky to get another episode!
---ROBIN is stuck in the middle of BATMAN about to fight him!
"The tournament starts after the next episode and I've got no wins, no ties, and one loss!"
---ROBIN is bored!
---ROBIN wants to fight!
"Okay, sure."
---Go! UNIFORM!
---What? UNIFORM is evolving!
"Wow."
---Congratulations! Your UNIFORM evolved into UNICORN!
---ROBIN sent out CONFIDENCE!
"Huh?"
---Enemy CONFIDENCE gave player POLICEMAN confidence!
---POLICEMAN won!
"Cool!"
Battle #10: Finally
Player: Robin (0-1-1) Last Battle: Loss vs. Policeman (Battle #9)
"Finally!"
---BATMAN still wants to fight!
---BATMAN sent out BATBELT!
"Hmmm...I'm smart. I've got an idea."
---Go! CONFIDENCE!
---CONFIDENCE took away confidence from enemy BATBELT!
---BATBELT is a wimp!
"Hahahaha!"
---BATMAN is angry!
---BATMAN exploded!
"That was weird."
"But I think I won!"
"Thanks, Confidence."
---CONFIDENCE, return!
---...
---...
"What? That's it? Everyone else got a long battle!"
---Too bad!
"Why do you always have an exclamation point at the end?
---NARRATOR was insulted!
---NARRATOR wants to fight!
---NARRATOR won!
"But we didn't even fight!"
---NARRATOR always wins!
Tournament #1
Players:
Andrew [3-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Ghost (Battle #8)
Mewtwo [2-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Pikachu (Battle #7)
Policeman [1-0-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Robin (Battle #9)
Pikachu [1-0-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Meweight (Battle #7)
First Tournament Battle:
"Wow. I get to fight Meweight."
"And I get to fight the all-famous Andrew."
"I'm famous?"
"Hmmm. Maybe I should have said infamous."
"Oh well. Let's get this battle started! Go Meweight!"
---Go! MEWEIGHT!
"I hope Death can handle this!"
---Go! DEATH!
---DEATH used HANDLE!
---DEATH is handling MEWEIGHT!
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"
---It's super effective!
---MEWEIGHT fainted!
---ANDREW won!
"Wow. That was easy."
Second Tournament Battle:
"I have to put up with a stupid Pikachu!?"
---PIKACHU is angry!
"Let's fight."
"Wow, it can talk."
"Nah, just for the tournaments."
"Go! EVIL CLONE MEWEIGHT!"
---Go! ECLONEMATE!
"Huh?"
"Don't ask."
"I'll send out my unicorn."
---Go! UNICORN!
"Don't you mean uniform?"
"Don't ask."
---ECLONEMATE used PSYCHIC BLAST!
---It's not very effective!
"You don't have to end that with an exclamation point!"
---NARRATOR is sorry!
---It's not very effective...
"Thank you."
---NARRATOR was thanked!
---NARRATOR beat PIKACHU!
---POLICEMAN won!
"Cool."
Final Tournament Battle:
"Great. Just great. I battle Andrew."
"What's all this about my infamy?"
"Just don't ask. And don't ask about my unicorn either!"
"Lemme ask you one thing."
"What?"
"Why are you only wearing a T-Shirt and underwear?"
"My uniform evolved into a unicorn."
---Go! UNICORN!
"Okay."
---Go! INFAMY!
---INFAMY is infamous!
---INFAMY scared UNICORN!
---UNICORN ran away!
"@$#!"
---Go! GUN!
---INFAMY is infamous!
---INFAMY scared GUN!
---GUN ran away!
---Go! POLICEMAN!
---POLICEMAN used SAY BAD WORDS!
---It's not very effective...
---INFAMY used IMPOSSIBLE ATTACK!
---POLICEMAN fainted!
---ANDREW won!
"Yes! I rule the Sapphire Version!" |
